[笑話]Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

[thedopefiend]

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

[閃電手]

對不起我這很黃, 不過從二十多年前就一直有人講這幾個:

電吉他的腰身老了也不會變水桶粗腰, 一直是細柳腰, 皮越老越好摸, neck永遠摸不膩, 下面的洞被插到鬆垮, 換一個新零件就好

[天使皓]

這個好...
下次人家再問我為什麼沒交過女朋友我就有一堆理由可以講了...

[iamamiba]

keep repeating this
it might just come true

[necromaster]

walking the fine line between guitars and women, lol